Curse

Tenebrae · Jun 09, 2009, 08:20 AM // 08:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by exploiter

somebody in CoF run claiming that *his friend* has q8 VS...as if it wasnt enough, then he said his friend also has q7 +5en chaos axe

I LoLed at this , i think is the same nab that said that there are so many q8 VS there on the youtube Voltaic Spear video ( the one that shows animation of the spear on a female paragon`s hands ).

There are so many /facepalms ive seen ign but the best one was on the second month after EOTN was released doing a DDepths mission HM and i asked the ele to ping the build and he is FULL fire .... so i ask him to change it and then he replied that fire works great here .
ME : erm .... destroyers dont burn and have +AL vs fire dude
HIM : nah i can kill them anyway
ME : sure but can you do it faster ? maybe air build or .... even better WATER build ?
HIM : sure , what build ?
ME : lol i dunno you are the ele .

At that point my clan mate pings a build with 7 CORE skills or 6 and he says he doesnt have 4 of them ... he didnt need them in his "3 years playing" with the elementalist.

/kicked

StormX · Jun 09, 2009, 10:56 AM // 10:56

Ummm isn't there a thread like this already:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10292567

That said, 90% of the coversation in RA or ToB AD1... take your pick.

Sjeng · Jun 09, 2009, 10:59 AM // 10:59

Someone claiming a req 9 weapon @ 13 attribute points would do more damage than a similar req 13 weapon... Or even that a gold weapon would do more damage than a purple one with the same stats...
/facepalm
But that was at least 2 years ago. I hope people are smarter now :P

Wish Swiftdeath · Jun 09, 2009, 11:21 AM // 11:21

I believed the first one in the past, like in my first two weeks of the game.

There was someone in RA AD 1 who said his dong was 17 inches long but meh...

Targren · Jun 09, 2009, 04:24 PM // 16:24

Pug dipweed to Me (R/x) for Gate of Pain HM:
"BHA sucks. Take Barrage"

Yichi · Jun 09, 2009, 04:59 PM // 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicken Ftw

It's really hard to choose just one.

"Ursan was balanced."
"Frenzy is bad."
"PvP doesn't need balance."
"PvE is more important when it comes to balance."
"Elitism keeps me from being able to PvP."
List goes on and on...

This...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imaginos

people using q instead of r for requisites when talking about weapons.

I personally wish I could be able to reach in and smack every asshat in the face that does this, even the tards that have posted it in this thread...

Coast · Jun 09, 2009, 06:18 PM // 18:18

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Originally Posted by i farm baddies

you run bad monk bars

pre patient/cure +prenerf lod

jray14 · Jun 09, 2009, 08:06 PM // 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sjeng

Someone claiming a req 9 weapon @ 13 attribute points would do more damage than a similar req 13 weapon

Phew, I'm glad you mentioned this, because I could have become another instance of this

. Incidentally I remember reading this very thing on the wiki back in January (very small damage increase for difference between req and attribute), but I can't find it there now. Maybe it just took them a while to edit the wiki if you say this behavior is more than 2 years old.

Pony Slaystation · Jun 14, 2009, 04:06 PM // 16:06

I was in Ascalon City, and I posted "wtb -50 hp cesta"

Then a guy PM'd me, and this is how the conversation went.

him: 52 gold and a started elemental rod.
me: what?
him: sorry i'm poor.
me: well that doesn't really matter...
him: so will you give it to me for 52 gold and the rod?
me: give what to you?
him: the cesta
me: you do realize i said want to buy, not want to sell, right?
him: oh, sorry. I'm poor.
me: ok...
him: i'll sell you a starter elemental rod.
me: no thanks.
him: k.

5 minutes later...
him: so do you want to buy it?
me: buy what?
him: the rod.
me: no thanks.
him: k.
him: what will you sell me for 52 gold?
me: not to be rude, but please stop talking to me
him: k.

5 minutes later......
him: do you want to buy it?

then, i tried to pm him, but he was ignoring me...

AngelWJedi · Jun 15, 2009, 06:12 AM // 06:12

well once in guild wars i seen people in tihark asking for groups or runs for the zmission. on guru it was the person wanting to get ride of afking in gw. lol to both

Loki Seiguro · Jun 15, 2009, 06:24 AM // 06:24

Me: "WTB reg ele tomes and elite ele tomes" Need lots

several pms later: 2 for "1,600" and 3 for "5k"

Me: "huh? elite or normal" ----just though i'd ask

the guy: Normal------800g per tome? and whats with buying 3 being more

Kook~NBK~ · Jun 15, 2009, 07:01 AM // 07:01

The dumbest thing I've seen in trade chat in GW popped up the other day. I don't remember which mini-pet was mentioned, only that it was one of the rarer ones, so I'll just fill in the blank my mind is drawing with Kuunavang:

WTT my dedicated Kuunavang for your undedicated Kuunavang.

.HunTer · Jun 15, 2009, 07:10 AM // 07:10

This.

StormX · Jun 15, 2009, 11:28 AM // 11:28

Not the stupidest by a long shot, but one of the most recent:

Shrivelling Fire · Jun 15, 2009, 09:09 PM // 21:09

dont diss trapping in JQ i do it alot now its so fun watching trapping the spawn points and watching the same person spawn onto about 10 traps over and over again

on Another note was doing sanctum cay a while back
i saw this warrior saying "Running mission for free" so i thought ah why not i cba to do this myself. So our full group of people expecting to have the mission ran for us went in. Once we were in the warrior says "Ok you have to clear out all the enemies for me to be able to run this mission" 4 people in the group thought this was reasonable (war included) and me and this 55 monk just spent the whole time loling at the wammo in team chat. Ofc the 55 monk was something absolutely incredible to him.

After the mission me and monk leave the group and we look on all chat "Doing desert tour for free" i looked at the name and it was the warrior. Then i got a pm from the monk just loling at him
fun timez^^
Also losing to crystal story in halls by 1 point because our prot was taking a dump. Vent after that was so funny

dusanyu · Jun 15, 2009, 09:16 PM // 21:16

Random person walks up to my War in Vabbian armor and Chaos gloves and asks

"How did you get Chaos Gloves Spend real $"

than with I reply "No Selling Z keys form playing PvP"

about three minutes later this person Pm's me to ask "Can I haz a zKey" [sic]

first he walks up and insults me than he is going to try to mooch a zKey

Kids

KiyaKoreena · Jun 15, 2009, 09:52 PM // 21:52

Just have to share this one:

Obrien Xp · Jun 16, 2009, 01:16 AM // 01:16

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Originally Posted by KiyaKoreena

Just have to share this one:

Did you report for harrasment yet?

Some guy tried to report me for being mean, when all I said was "You better put some Wilderness Survival skills in if you have 7ws and nothing else."

englitdaudelin · Jun 16, 2009, 04:13 AM // 04:13

"Oh, is that what Expertise does?"

I was UW trapping with someone, who wondered how he could lay a 10e trap with only 8e.

Then I got to wondering....8e. Was he running 3 in expertise?

"I'm still pissed about the Ursan Nerf."

This was said...yesterday.

Fuzzie · Jun 16, 2009, 04:39 AM // 04:39

"Wheres the realm of torment?" [Ascalon City District 4] < Pre searing.